Bio: Ben Fenton is a freelance writer. He writes satire under the pseudonym Michael Farkness at conservativenewswire.wordpress.com. His passions also include reading and writing horror, science fiction and fantasy. He enjoys books, films and video games, as well as writing short autobiographies about himself in the third person. His services as a freelancer are currently for hire. You may contact him at firstname.lastname@example.org.